Would you milk a cow if it could talk?.

Cause technically we are Molesting A Cow when we milk them. Cause we are queezing it's nipples without the permission of the cow.


So if a cow can talk and give you permission would you still do it? Cause wouldn't it be awkward? You just meant?.

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No, I wouldn't if I do that and get in the habit who knows how long before I sex a chimpanzee

LOL @ video!
Don't know, I'd rather milk a talking female human specimen than a talking cow.

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So would you milk the cow?

tried that as a goof didn't end well

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All you dang city folk! It's just a cow. Cow's be smarter then y'all give em credit for. Ol' bessy doesn't wanna be milked she'll let ya know!

In all seriousness though, I would not stop milking a cow any more than I would stop slaughtering a bull for meat.

Animals in general are smarter than people give them credit for. And plants, for that matter, actually.


Except that it's actually beneficial for a cow to be milked. It can cause serious infections if a cow isn't milked after pregnancy. There's no real benefit in slaughtering animals for their meat.